Eric B Harvey's Page

Just when I thought I was thru with Alcohol & "Happy Hours", in & out of these streets, hitting etc, etc parties ..The truth unfolded
Every since then I've been living The life of a bartender...serving L O V E,
That pure Hennessey, Bacardi, Seagram's Gin, That fresh refreshment that's refreshing the Suburbs, the inner cities, the 99 bottles of beer on the wall, that's not strong enough for this depression. Worry Not! This that flavor that's buzzing the world, that everlasting White Russian, Southern Comfort, Alize, T-J Swan, The original 24oz of Thunderbird with the cool laid mix, for the days U under the bridge, on the edge but before you get it twisted and start acting a fool, saying F-U with your finger, this that Happy People punch, that feel good concoction known to Rid nasty attitudes, foul moves & funky frowns. FAIR WARNING: This that L O V E that's stronger than Jim Beam, Jack Daniel, Johnny Walker and Grey Goose Vodka ...This that he say she say controversy that's claiming my verbs toxic, adjectives addictive, saying my flow way too solicit, that 2 many doses a 9.0 Hurricane. I'm blamed for being potent, so my character is critiqued, criticized, constantly scandalized- but God said the truth best served cold, so I'll keep easing into they systems, altering their perception, emotions, movement, they vision, I'm a social lubricant- Created to do this, and like liquor stores- Yes, I gets busy, stay busy-- In fact, i'm open to the public 24-7- 365 days because I just can't fathom folks in A.A because they couldn't get a 5th of faith for the cause. I'm on my job and believe me when I tell you L O V E liquor better than the best "Sex on The Beach", Appletini, Cape Cod or any beverage at the bar.
And I'm not here to kill alcohol or the party; in fact let's get it started.
Drink Up!